Joey
@j_rihl
Oil painter, history major, and former child actor (he/him/his)
These two came to Thailand and have only heard the MOST out of pocket shit 😭 #TheWhiteLotus


After every day of high school I went to Starbucks with my friend and I could guess his order from his mood. Venti iced vanilla latte with six sugars if he was happy, venti vanilla frappuccino if he needed a pick me up, an Ethos water if he was sad, and nothing if he was angry.
So my usual coffee order is an oat latte but sometimes I get a mocha instead. which I thought was a perfectly random decision but I went in today and the woman guessed it was a mocha day before I even ordered and I was like “how’d you know” and she froze. anyway we’re synced
Last night at Sunset Blvd, some lines stopped the show with thunderous applause, including “icansayanythingiwantwithmy E Y E S 👁️ 👄 👁️ ” and “Marsss is transiting Jupiterrr and todaaayyy is the daaayyy of cah-losesttt conjunctionnnnn”
For those who want to know what happened at final Sunset Blvd, we all stood up during the “I’ve come HOOOOOOOME” and didn’t sit back down for like ten minutes.
Definitely NOT the only person who decided to dress as Joe for the final Sunset Blvd, but I’m different, because I’m dressed as Sodascout as Joe.
In an alternate timeline, Cloris Leachman is playing Astronomer CPO Kristin Cabot in a spoof

On the field to greet the All-Stars players today were Betsy Ross, Ben Franklin, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, John Pass and John Stow, and Phil and Phillis. Typical South Philly bar crowd, really. #Phillies
CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery. America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons. Watch and share his message.
We listened to Coldplay in the art studio to celebrate the affair scandal, which turned into some of us doing our best impression of the CEO ducking
The romantic in me hopes Chris Martin gets subpoenaed for the divorce proceedings
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” I asked Madame Dashkova and now Aunt Agnes is judging me #TheGildedAge

with the exception of museum quality/rareness, antique prices have fallen off a cliff over the past 10 years. you can decorate your home like a 18th century royal with pieces unthinkable 99% of humans across history, but instead you live amongst minimalist ikea slop
I honestly hope Aurora Fane does It™️ because women’s incarceration in the late-19th century is a fascinating subject and would be incredible for the series to explore #TheGildedAge