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I fucking love MEDIA you should listen to me because I'm right. PERSONAL WORKS: royalroad.com/profile/672136… MOVIES: letterboxd.com/ivurytower/ GAMES: backloggd.com/u/ivurytower/ ANIME: myanimelist.net/profile/ivuryt…

@Mastercard Hello, my name is Dr. Harva Ksaf. I have over 2.2 billion dollars in mastercard stocks that I intend to liquidate within the next 7 days. Grant leniency toward e-commerce websites or this world enters its second trade and bartering era. The choice is yours. 👨‍⚕️

Playing Terraria with mods that make the game even less fun

They didn't have Takopi's Original Sin at Barnes & Noble and now my life is fucking RUINED #chudwrath

"So where did Goldship go again? She's probably out there slacking that lazy bum" Goldship subplot: #umamusume

My words of wisdom cross many oceans. As a Jirai Kei accelerationist I'm a proud investor in Futate Eru stocks before they go turbonuclear.

My pure maiden Golshi would never be so scandalous... Keep your hooves to yourself, whorse.

Oguri Cap I see you

Gold ship is great at losing a race 5 times in a row and bottoming out your expectations before coming back for a 6th in first. I'm on the edge of my seat for a digital horse girl I've spent 0 dollars and 0 cents on.

Please God and Santa Claus, I need an 8ft tall golshi to heel drop my skull into a powdery mist.

GAME BANANA. GIVE ME A LIFE-SIZED UMA MUSUME MOD AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

Raising horses in umamusume gives me the same level of pride as any expecting father or veteran. I broke my mic for Gold Ship.

Why'd they do that to horse-chan

I'm ai generating piles of garbage so we can burn all the Earth's resources faster

I GOT PRINCESS CARRIED OUT OF OFFKAI BY @EldraEcho AND ALL I GOT WAS THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE OF MY ADULT LIFE!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH, IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Got real into @OshiPushGame at offkai today after winning a tourny match and gettin this tuber girl as a promo. I'm ootl in the phase connect scene but I've been bouncing rays off this piece like an Aztec tribesman pondering meso-american relics.