Toxi
@intoxicat2
Toxi | donkey?/wolf?/constantly changing species | he/they | no rp | nsfw | 29 | likes lots of weird things | no minors | icon by @kygendrake
nice fat skunktaur ass (i say, slapping your butt realitywarpingly)
when your huge fat friend accidentally hipchecks you and transfers like 300 lbs to you
nothing compliments a nice long wolf snout like two fat cheeks blocking your vision
makes your hands big paws and your feet big paws and your favorite things big paws and bigger paws
need to turn more folks into fat nerds to play games with me and then i'll make them even fatter and nerdier just for good measure
conjuring magic hands to feed you is convenient and all but when you need eight of them to hold your belly and ass up as you walk, don’t you think you’ve gone a lil overboard?
your prankster wizard friend thought whoopie cushion tf was all fun and games until their wizard mentor, right before sitting their fat hippo butt down, explained getting sat on would make it permanent
pelts you with p balloons filled with water and you rapidly inflate
your party thought they rescued you from the mimic chest but you’re still sitting there as a plain old chest while the mimic takes your place as a perfect copy
cyberpunk hacker making every protogen in range blimp up with bloatware with the press of a button
that goat from nightreign offers you a cursed contract for boosted resistance at the cost of stamina and i can't interpret that as anything other than weight gain
i didn’t go to wizard school for 4 years just to turn into a big fat stupid donkey (lie)
you ever get your speech warped so bark that awoo woof woof bark bark woof?