Internet of Shit
@internetofshit
screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: [email protected]
Please resubscribe to “mood lighting” for $10.99/month!
“! Mood Lighting has expired” is an objectively funny thing to flash up on your screen, whether it points to a dystopian future or not. (Pinched from the ID3 FB group)
Just went to a cafe for breakfast. Their menus are brass, laser-etched QR codes bonded to the tables. And they all point to…
an honest account of all my meetings today
Google Gemini's action items from our meeting just now. Legendary.
hello, it’s me your internet robot i noticed you own a cat please watch this ad for the Garfield movie to continue vacuuming
Google Gemini's action items from our meeting just now. Legendary.
so wait you can literally almost kill people with an internet of shit and nobody is like “hey maybe we should regulate this crap now” cnn.com/2024/05/08/hea…
this website is miserable now so in case it dies im gonna hang on threads too threads.net/@internet_conn…
Well, Lg’s ceo would like to know what you are washing
WTF! Why is my LG Washing Machine using 3.6GB of data/day?
Technology is incredible
A woman who rang ABC Sydney radio said she found out about the Optus outage from her cat. The cat has an automatic wi-fi feeder (connected to Optus) & when breakfast wasn't delivered at 6:10 am, the cat went to the bedroom to lodge a complaint with management.
Garbage company
The @myQConnect integration will be removed from Home Assistant in release 2023.12. Chamberlain Group, the owners of MyQ, have released a public statement saying they will continue blocking access to third-party apps like the integration. Read more: home-assistant.io/blog/2023/11/0…
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So apparently imax theaters ran off of palm pilots for the quick turn reel unit. And nowadays, rather than having it run off a microcontroller or PC or raspberry pi or iPad, they just run a palm OS emulator? Lmao
If your printer malfunctions: 1) Remain calm. Hold your ground or back away slowly. 2) Continue facing the printer, and do all you can to appear larger. Stand upright, raise your arms, open your jacket. 3) Never bend over or crouch down, avoid looking like a prey animal.