Ghostface Killa(h) 🎈🟧 🧪 Building Alkanes
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I rescued the honorary puppet Ghostface Killah jeeted so now I'm the new Ghostface. Check the chain these hands are diamonds 👐 personallyyy @icedcoffeestraw
Gonna be really mad at you if you don’t do this right now. It literally takes like 50 seconds not even a full minute I stg do it do it now
MILADY AIRDROP (for mutuals) You need exposure to Alkanes. It’s literally smart contracts on Bitcoin. No need to bridge, all native. I will personally airdrop every mutual Milady holder LOVE BOMBS (@miladylovebombs). Here what YOU need to do: 1. Install oyl wallet…
Kamigotchis token $onyx is one of the only gaming tokens on the market that does not look like shit it's sitting at ATH with a 4m mcap and is fully diluted already it's not impressive because of marketcap, volume or listings, but how the token was launched, managed, how the…
MILADY AIRDROP (for mutuals) You need exposure to Alkanes. It’s literally smart contracts on Bitcoin. No need to bridge, all native. I will personally airdrop every mutual Milady holder LOVE BOMBS (@miladylovebombs). Here what YOU need to do: 1. Install oyl wallet…
milady will outlast everything else in crypto because we’re the one community that as a whole doesn’t ask “what’s in it for me if I do this?”
Plot twist
Optimus serving popcorn is the best thing you'll see on the internet today. 🍿
Someone told my mom today to buy XRP.
still bringing up degenspartan is kinda crypto boomer coded none of the new generation know who that is, or who hentai avenger, defigod, gabagool, maybe even hsaka are if you are here for 4+ years you are OLD get over it
Spent an hour on the video just for fun 🤪 clock in clock in clock in 🎶
Have you clocked on Alkanes? ⏰👀 If you've been listening to the notifications on Fairmints you probably already heard it, but here is our motivational song to never miss a clock-in! 🕺
Ordinals are fundamentally different to most other metaprotocols on Bitcoin for one simple reason. There's no front running. If you inscribe something, you always receive the inscription. Valid protocol instructions always remain valid. Superiority through simplicity. GM ☀️
In 7 blocks ⏰️ Clock in to app.oyl.io/clock-in/ I will give you an XP boost from now to until I'm done crunching numbers. There is a 1999 sats fee. They deserve it for everything they've done.
It’s been years of research, false starts, and hard lessons. All building toward something simple: trustless, Bitcoin-native software. Ordinals reminded people that Bitcoin could be more. This is the next step. The AMM is live and open infrastructure + tools are available to…
The first trustless AMM on Bitcoin is live. Contracts deployed. Pools running. Built on Alkanes. What’s live now • Headless Mainnet contracts live • Signet UI app for testing → app.oyl.io • Docs for builders → docs.oyl.io Coming soon • XP checker…
This release is a love letter to Bitcoin. I have had the privilege to closely observe the Oyl team grinding away on all the infrastructure required to bring the AMM to life, for almost a year now, since when Cole introduced me to Alkanes. I am an unpaid community member, yet I…
The first trustless AMM on Bitcoin is live. Contracts deployed. Pools running. Built on Alkanes. What’s live now • Headless Mainnet contracts live • Signet UI app for testing → app.oyl.io • Docs for builders → docs.oyl.io Coming soon • XP checker…
The first trustless AMM on Bitcoin is live. Contracts deployed. Pools running. Built on Alkanes. What’s live now • Headless Mainnet contracts live • Signet UI app for testing → app.oyl.io • Docs for builders → docs.oyl.io Coming soon • XP checker…
I am divinely protected.
chat why did I lock all of my $bonk and stake it for 12 months back in December instead of selling while I was up and why did no one stop me
I am about to frolic into the most abundant, balanced, wealthy and successful period of my life.
