bug

had a thot

precipice • robbot • e, 1/1 "think she’ll say yes" "she'd be stupid to say no" archiveofourown.org/works/68258591

deep cleaning (cranking out all the blurbs/oners infecting my brain before i go back to longfics)

sorry to their geriatric bones but i need da pitt promo team to make shawn and noah do some shit like this

“She’s smarter than all of us.”

P olycule T M C

doing a backflip to my good friend jack abbot getting pegged by his hot gf

taking my fifteen minute shift crawling into bug's bones.

shawn if you don't bring ur hot wife to the emmy's i will find you where you stand for legal reasons this is a joke haha bark bark

stricture • mohabbot • e, 1/1 "good boy" archiveofourown.org/works/68157491

damn what kinda fuck ass book is noah making him read in that pitt set library

langdon robby if you squint

s2 of da pitt likely being samira vs langdon fighting for robby's succession it is literally "who will daddy kiss"

axmurph moments 🙂‍↕️

bloodwork drawn and the wrap on my arm has bees on it like how my very good friend jack abbot said "we r da bees that protect the hive"

rob robby robert robinavitch got that collar shit zipped the fuck up because he's protecting his scent glands

so true shabana, lemme drive y'all

senior resident, samira mohan,,,, rolls off the tongue,, very moanable