Billy Mays III
@infinitethird
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I’m currently on one of the most nepo-mythical side quests imaginable
My dad and his two younger brothers. Gary in the middle is the only one still living
my ancestors would go into shock at the idea of more than 1 event in a single day
There is one man in advertising who never lied to me, God rest his soul, and that was Billy Mays.
July 20 Today is the anniversary of the birth of Gregor Mendel (1822) Edmund Hillary (1919) Heather Chasen (1927) Sally Ann Howes (1930) Ted Rogers (1935) Diana Rigg (1938) Natalie Wood (1938) Wendy Richard (1943) Billy Mays (1958)
Happy birthday Billy Mays! I reference him in songs because he did rhymes in his commercials. So he should’ve been honoured in Hip Hop ages ago imo. “Klondike bars for days! Clean living like Billy Mays!” “Got you feeling like we’re back in 08’ days, before we lost Billy Mays!”
Happy Heavenly Birthday to Billy Mays 🎉 He would've been 67 today 💕 He was one of the most popular pitchmen on TV promoting many As Seen on TV products alongside brands like Oxyclean, Orange Glo and Kaboom! He was the best and is still missed so do you remember him? #90s #2000s
"I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else." Today would have marked the 67th Birthday of the legendary pitchman, the late great Billy Mays, but wait, there's more. #BillyMays
interesting blunt rotation just dropped
Today would’ve been his 67th birthday
Hi, Billy Mays here, and I accidentally farted on Chester Bennington's grave!
Hi, Billy Mays here, and I accidentally farted on Chester Bennington's grave!
bruh they brought back huggies. look how they massacred my boy 😭
Death comes for all of us eventually
What’s your first thought when you see this pizza?