buckets

i have a nail appointment at 4:30 and my nail tech is going to have to hear me bitch and moan about my own personal drama AND my baseball team’s drama. pls pray for lynn

brandon walter to the IL with elbow inflammation. the astros now have 18 players on the IL.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

i have. i should have smashed my ex’s millennium falcon lego

Astros need to go 30-30 to win 90 games.

you’re talking to me like that? my ass is fat my tiddies are buoyant and you’re talking to me like THAT?

"Bro I can't join another fantasy league, I'm at my limit"

Think Suarez will cost Astros way too much and I’d rather not overpay when you have a few guys coming back.

hey babe the astros lost tonight (60-43)

mason miller just out here slinging 104mph fastballs like it’s a one run game in the ALCS jesus

power of friendship astros are not feeling very friendly tonight

The Astros are an AL-leading 60-42 and it’s time to give them their recognition. -AL West Wrapped Up? -Blue Jays Want It More -Hulk Hogan Passes Away -Dodgers Adversity -Family Feud -Jared Vs Rich Hill Watch/Listen: beacons.ai/baseballisdead…

When she's but you can't get

i want to talk about brice matthews’ statistics but yall are going to come in here saying things like “sample size” or “looming trade deadline” bc no one lets me have any fun.

I maintain that the Texas Football runout song should be Stevie Ray Vaughan’s rendition of Voodoo Child

hey babe the astros won today (60-42)

CWALK POP YOUR SHIT THEN

professional bunters zack short and taylor trammell