Rick Sanchez, CFA
@impicklerick69
Y’all mind if I have a good week? Advocator for boobs, beer, and ball (in no particular order). 0.3 BAC survivor
If a girl likes your insta story, that’s an automatic green light am I wrong? I’m pulling up from the logo
Love Island is how shark week should be treated year after year. Can’t get enough
You can’t be at in office virtual team training if you have an important “remote sales call”
Looking for a new job at work feels like cheating on my girlfriend. Fuck that bitch
Boss went in for handshake and I dapped him up, wtf am I doing
God made boobs in pairs cuz 1 just wasn’t good enough #thanks
With the amount of hoops I have to jump through, you would think my vertical would be higher
How can you call yourself an adult and not have your SS number memorized 🤣 Bare minimum last 4
Remember when they acted like Michael Phelps murdered 16 people cause he smoked from a bong
"Our goldendoodle has anxiety please don't light off fireworks" Me:
Red (top), white (girl) and blue (shorts). The best America has to offer
Starting to treat my job as if it were a long term girlfriend and I don’t know if we are built for distance