joshie 𐂂
@imbaby666
my brain case holds roughly 25 dried beans 🫶
i didn’t realize people were keeping up with the cast of Bolt (2008). life is so beautiful
Sometimes I forget that Mittens is a DECLAWED cat.
i stopped double knotting my shoes and it’s like fine. better even
if i ever end up as a screenshot on somebody’s instagram story you guys better be sending it to me
read a beautiful book on the beach and then went into the sea and pretended to control the waves while a pretty man watched me the entire time. i decided in that moment i felt comfortable being the crazy but free subject of a stranger’s story later and gave him some entertainment
being hairy is so fun like whenever im bored i can just start petting myself
the concept of coming home and taking off your shoes and putting them next to your boyfriend’s shoes
what should i do to dramatically alter the trajectory of my life with zero budget
can you see in his eyes the last 3 weeks of being bullied relentlessly by his cat?
