claudia
@idkcloudy
nyc, stupid AND dumb 🧺
bouncer didn’t ask for my ID and just said “you’re good”
it’s my birthday :•) if u wanna get me a treat my venmo is @ claudiavera hehehe ok BYE love u all .. grateful for another year of this beautiful life

just had the best breakfast burrito of my life from this food truck in a parking lot in ceres ca …

i can’t get over the fact that this hammerhead shark art is from the 1700’s
what do u mean had to
I had to take a shower with dish soap today like a fucked up baby sea bird
ok the joke is over now
Thank you for being brave enough to say it, Justin. It’s not clocking to a lot of people that we’re standing on business, making our city even safer and more affordable every day.
inconceivable
Happy 2000 calorie burrito Friday. Make sure you get your 2000 calorie burrito today.
ok but why ISNT it called that
I have learned there's a person on the current season of Love Island who keeps using the term "escape goat" to refer to a kind of exit strategy, like a goat that you hop on and ride out of a difficult situation. Not sure why everyone isn't talking about this
how i look at my mother after she asks me “did you see that tiktok of benson boone at coachella”
