china fuckin poet
@ideafucker
let’s walk around the world together @hairlineLLC
if dunkin donuts ever shuts down im just upping pole on myself idgaf
theres rappers treating me like a fan and im pulling more attention on beat clips than their tapes #FuckYou
my friend decided he wants to be an entrepreneur and has been texting me the past 2 months about being “pregnant with an idea baby”
Picture this.. Cartman just turned 21 years old. He’s now the legal drinking age. You invite him to hit the local dive. He obliges. It’s time. Dimly lit booth in the corner. Peach Sours and Modelos are flowing. 3 straight hours of uninterrupted conversation with his crazy ass
“we’re tired of women saying we make them feel unsafe! 😡”
The drivers licenses leaked today from the tea app have been uploaded to a searchable map.... this may be the worst PII leak I've ever seen lol
dude
HOlY SHILT! The Epic Bacon at Tesla Diner looks amazing!