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It’s exactly what Gen Xer’s needed after the last week of feeling old af

Happy Gilmore 2 is great! The PGA cameos are awesome. Well done Sandler.

Last night during forplay the wife asked if we needed a stick of butter. iykyk

This is getting ridiculous. #RIPChuck

This is disturbingly weak OOC schedule. He gets a pass year one but let’s pick it up next year coach lol.

Hulkster dying to distract from Epstein is next level MAGA devotion brother.

My entire childhood is getting buried lately. Sheesh 😢 #RIPHulkster

RedZone w/ SAS. Shoot me now.

So neither one of you took the QB who was projected to go #1 overall in the draft last year whose WR corp led the nation in drops. Weird.

All these dudes making moves and none of them can close gap on Scottie. Dude is a machine.

FSU is 44-41 since Jimbo left. A 7 season run that has seen 5 of those come in under .500. Winning % is 51.76 over that span. They rank in the 50-70th range out of 134 schools. They are currently irrelevant on the national scene. Thanks for the stats @Grok!

He’s 27. They control him until he’s 32. They have him for his whole prime on the cheap.

The fascinating thing about the ESPY’s is that regardless of year, pro athletes can’t take a joke. They’re complete bitches when the jokes are about them.

Hanging out in the welfare line is rough 😂🤣

Panthers were just robbed at the ESPY’s. Fuck the Eagles.

That pitch challenge was awesome. Need that in MLB rest of the season.

Can’t wait to see you at the Light nephew. Be great!! #TheU

Crochet is a stud. Masterclass today. Especially considering what the bullpen had to do yesterday. LFG #Dirtywater

You can’t overturn that at home. He’s out.