Ian Faria

Writer-director Alex Bliss @albertblimp stopped by the Criterion office for a trip inside our films closet

The day you plant the seed is not the day you eat the sandwich

cow’s missing butthole warped into a crop circle. from a 90s ufo george knapp doc.

I'm in this one

When I die, donate my cadaver to the BODIES exhibit. Strip me down to my nerve endings. Display me scoring a slam dunk

Powerful Demons exist on earth.

Paint what you know

Toast with the face of Christ and a little muscat grape Bonne Maman

When people tell you not to stare at the sun you should ask yourself: What are they hiding?

When you make a movie, it's important to think about what sound you want to loop in the trailer

I did something very dangerous to promote the simple town show tonight

Zohran said "hold my beer" lol

Please come to the premiere of the movie about my grandma's alien abduction

My shoulders are not broad enough to carry a tote without it slinging to my elbow. Unfortunately they are stooped and hobbled like a gargoyle

Worst fear: Dying in such a unique and absurd way that it overshadows anything I've achieved in life. I have a wikipedia article but it's just because I was eaten by an orca

Thousands of years of deception about to unfold.

I did VFX on this. Compositing the face to the head took the longest

Hey I invited Woody and Soon-Yi hope that's cool