Greg G

You can’t make your own rules, Delma! Check my bio for merch, personal video greetins and bacon. #comedian #comedy #storytime #smalltown #groceryshopping

You like to make dessert from scratch? Link to merch in bio. #comedian #comedy #watermelon #summer #storytime #summer

Mail call! Got my ducking coffee today! @smcroasters

I was super lazy last night… didn’t even toast the bun… and only put sriracha on it. I’m a horrible Maineiac.

GMX! A taquito is just a rolled up taco. A tostada? Just an unrolled taco. Nachos? Just broken tacos. It’s all just tacos.

Lobster with grilled garlic scapes and baked potatoes

Can’t. Drinking wine.

Magnet Fishin’! Get on the water! Link to shirt and hat in bio. #comedian #comedy #storytime #trailerpark #fish #fishing #magnetfishing

Let’s goooooo!!!!!!! What are you doing this weekend!

I just read an article that said over 11,000 shrimp were recently found working in a sweat shop, forced to fry rice 😳

You had a bad day at the beach before? Link to merch in my bio. #beach #summer #comedian #storytime #comedy #lawncare

Boom boom acka lacka boom boom

Danish!

GMX! Carpe taco! It’s Friday! Do the things and finish the week strong!

Look here jiblet… Also, GMX!