stephenChris();

@iamstephenchris

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stephenChris();@iamstephenchris · Apr 11, 2023

DESIGN CONTRACTS. I am sharing Web Development contract agreement templates with Developers to against issues with clients who fail to keep to terms of agreed projects. mega.nz/folder/UMthwby… PS: Please note that i am not a lawyer and these are templates i got online.

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stephenChris();@iamstephenchris · Jul 22

I still reiterate that where 2 or 3 Nigerians are gathered, sense usually leaves the room. Otherwise you would have realised that I deliberately made a screenshot of the both your posts. But like i said, sense has left the room.

SS O J@AdesojiCalebs · Jul 22

You’re quite the comedian. You stayed silent when that clout chaser dropped his post. Ten hours later, I responded, and now you’re posing as Albert Einstein. Bring whatever metrics you want to use to measure sense to the table. Mr Selense.

stephenChris();@iamstephenchris · Jul 22

I've been watching all the drama happening here over the past couple of weeks. And i just decided to be an observer because collectively as a people we are not serious minded. But as usual, where 2 or 3 Nigerians are gathered. Sense usually leaves the room.

iamstephenchris's tweet image. I've been watching all the drama happening here over the past couple of weeks.
And i just decided to be an observer because collectively as a people we are not serious minded.

But as usual, where 2 or 3 Nigerians are gathered. Sense usually leaves the room.

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stephenChris();@iamstephenchris · Jun 24

Hi guys, People in Southampton, please what's the best energy supplier you use. Asking for a friend who just moved. Thanks

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stephenChris();@iamstephenchris · Jun 3

Sometimes our wives are just babies🤣. Entered Asian store from church yesterday. Wife spots her fave plantain ships. Wife: Babe, buy me plantain chips Me: Grabs 3 packs. "Is this is enough?" Wife: You can add one more if you want. Me: Confused... Na me wan chop am? Lmao!

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stephenChris();@iamstephenchris · May 28

Feminists: Women are expensive; we will not lower our standards. Pick the one that fits your budget. Me: Ok, if I pick one that fits my budget now, and I make more money later, can I change her to the one that fits my new budget? Cry, go start.

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stephenChris();@iamstephenchris · May 19

Since the last election, I stopped talking or engaging any posts that have to do with Nigerian politics. One thing I learnt is that, to save Nigeria, you have to fight Nigerians first. I mean, I actually gave up 2015, but now? Nothing concern me again. Make una dey do tribe.

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stephenChris();@iamstephenchris · May 17

Once you marry like this, women go just drag you into their wahala. Because na Greek yoghurt them rub my face today for skin care. Dear Kings, stay single please. Anyway, make I go book tomorrow session.

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