that girl.

a lot to handle.

Hovering over me and the elevator buttons will make my blood pressure rise every time. BACK TF UP.

Went to a friends wedding yesterday that was so deeply wrapped in love, I left feeling like my brain chemistry had been altered. This is not an exaggeration. Seeing pure unadulterated love like that up close will make you believe in love again.

all you would hear is “hashafashasha”

this is frying me

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. wrap it up

You ever wish it would rain?

Well done Mr. Bieber.

CONTINUE. (That’s where everyone else gives up.)

No shade to my friends, but none of yall wanted to be doctors????? Like bffr. I want to call YALL at the slightest health inconvenience. Not keiser. 🤨

both of our instagrams*

Loving a man is a humiliation ritual

“Don’t be shitty to yourself. There’s plenty of people out there that will do that for ya.”

More than 16 million Americans are at risk of losing their health care because Republicans in Congress are rushing to pass a bill that would cut federal funding for Medicaid and weaken the Affordable Care Act. If the House passes this bill, it will increase costs and hurt…

she makes being pregnant soooooo fly and cutesieeeee

Let me get this straight. Y’all look up recipes, make a grocery list, go to the grocery store, wander up and down all them isles for said items off said list, then come home AND COOK ALL THEM DAMN GROCERIES!!???!!???

Ignoring shade is so classy. Like pls go talk to yourself, you look crazy.

I gotta get down there to red lobster and see what the fuck going on.

I’m getting eliminated day one - cause tf you mean me and my man gotta kiss everybody in the mouth!?????? No.