Baby Denzel

Just Indulge for a second… what if Break My Soul was a Denzel monologue?

I heard a man say “Everyday is fishing day but not everyday is catching day” I’m stuck on that

Jet2 starring Denzel

7pm Friday is all fun and game until it’s actually 95 degrees 🥵

She just put on a dog vest… it’s crack yall

I’m at the bus stop and this woman smells like Japanese cherry blossom and kootiekat…… my lawd

Dear foreign countries, I ain had nun to do wit dat

I hate a conversation that turns into a competition of what you know. You got it Google

In a Uber and ‘At Your Best’ Aaliyah came on. I asked the driver if he could turn the music up… this man don’t speak English. I’m finna play that when I get in the house

It’s raining so hard I just saw somebody get robbed for their umbrella on the bus

This random but Evelyn was smackin da hell out that thang wasn’t she?!

Papi was tryna tell Bernadette how he feel

Y'all dig the fit? 🤔 @iam__cking #fitcheck #streetwear

Why do people keep trying our uncle?! #DenzelWashington

Y'all want a big dawg or what?! @iam__cking 😂

America is Jordan Peele’s latest and greatest.

I’m proud of myself. I downloaded Reaident Evil 4 on my Nintendo Switch and been playing all day. Scared af. But getting through it. But now it’s dark outside. I turned that joint off so fast! I’m supposed to be a grown man smh

Why am i excited to get in bed knowing there are clothes there?! I am a grown man

“You can’t me nothin! You got pregnant on a PULL OUT bed!” 🤯🤯🤯

“It’s da alternator”

“Yo ain’t you the dude they was roasting on Twitter?!”