Josh

This week, Baba God, no be plenty I dey ask for. Just give me balance. Make I dey calm, but no dey dull. Make my eye clear, my hand clean, my head sharp. Make I dey kind but no too soft. Make I dey quiet but still dey watch.

Honestly, I nor follow you drag her before.

I’m really the best cook

omo I no guide bro, and i'm not happy about it.

BEST WAYS TO CARE FOR YOUR VAGĪNA A thread 1. Let it breathe: That your pants are tighter than the country’s economy, free the thing small. Don’t wear jeans that are struggling. Let the breeze enter, biko!

i no dey wicked enough and e dey affect me mentally.

Earth don hard bro na to follow shallipopi enter pluto like this 🙂‍↔️

There is nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Lending people money is a very good test to know the kind of personality that's around you

as a kid, going ahead to do smth your parents told you not to do cos blah blah blah would happen and then blah blah blah actually happens

As a Bad boy , We get OT , Stacking paper , Playing nicely , Lionel Messi

I prefer Wizkid's part. It's not about plenty words. a simple "hmm hmm" adlib could be the highlight of a song.

you're offered $1M to sniff a line of coke. what you doing?

the pain killer meds after seeing the pain in me

me at night: “I’ll fix my life tomorrow” me tomorrow: lol

*Enters salon for a haircut Barbers apprentice: Oga no dey but I fi… Me:

I love this app because I sometimes bump into the thoughts I would never let out😭😹

Currently craving the opposite gender

TL go cum full with BBN shit Omo I go come back when d show end

What’s that one time God came through for you at the very last minute?? I need some hope rn 😔

Being broke is crazy fr, suddenly every past moment feels like the good old days