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@hydr0xside
Founder of Anything Inc. We're gonna put a man on Mars and keep him there forever
Made a bfdi tierlist. If you disagree, consider that maybe you're wrong

My mind palace contains information that would break hundreds of NDAs, maybe even thousands. I know who shot JFK even, I'm too powerful
I need to invent a machine to make my show for me so that I have more time to play Tetris
Jack and Jellify, I have an ultimatum for you. The 5bers must be shown or even referenced in BFDIA 22, otherwise I will launch the missile. The choice is yours

They’re taunting us, making FOOLS of us… Making a fool of ME
What'cha jamming out to today? 🎶
Y'know what, BFDIA is actually my least favorite season now that I think about it
Oh yeah TPOT 19 is out. Did anyone else notice that this is the first elimination since TPOT 8 to have 2 guys be eliminated in the same episode
I can easily survive TPOT 19. What a trivial matter, to worry about. Maybe start worrying about survival when you're being chased by a bear, or perchance a yeti
My plan revolves around a very intricate and fragile Rube Goldenberg machine. If even one thing goes wrong, I will be shot in the head immediately
Maybe if I posted my art at normal times, it would get more attention. But posting at the dead of night is my lifeblood. It makes me powerful
This is going to happen in BFDIA 21, you just refuse to see the truth in front of your eyes #bfdi #bfdia

I know I said I would lock in this month but I fell for the classic trick of Hypixel releasing the skyblock foraging update and accidentally getting absorbed into that for like a week
TPOT 18 was fine. I'm glad Taco is back to being a not bad character, but Loser needs to suffer capital punishment. Beheading, perhaps
I need to lock in, because it is Pride Month. I can't disappoint them, not again
I need more followers, and it seems to achieve this I need to decide; Draw yuri, or start killing people. I don't know how to do the first one, so it seems like Zodiac is going to get a sequel
The winners of BFDI Mini, whether you like them or not! I don't, kill them #bfdi #bfdimini


Backgrounds are so easy to make but I have to make 50 billion million, otherwise they'll do the same thing they did to JFK to me