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its not halloween i just look like this

rest in peace Hulk Hogan you had the skin of a hot dog and the silken hair of a chinese man

take your vitamind and say your prayers

pushing pounds

having a crush on me is self harm

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

if i saw an adult male with a labubu i would shoot him

sharing a blunt with the Carmela Soprano lighter

being an ugly girl with a crush probably feels like being a sex offender

if i wanted to get yelled at i would go to my mom’s

i have been dating for over 30 years i think i know what i’m doing

(two beers voice) i think i might be the happiest person to ever live

cigarettes make the heart grow fonder

i have been dating for over 30 years i think i know what i’m doing

going to your mom’s house and starting a small fire in her panties

they call me normal man on account of my normal nature

the guy driving in front of me is badass

i bermuda on her triangle till i go missing

looking at boobs on the internet

gonna eat this edible and melt into the couch

Real Metalcore