Hourly Rodion 🪓
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99% of gamblers quit right before they're about to hit it big!
Like you said, gambling is all about keeping a poker face. Wouldn’t want to see one of us slip and complicate things. As for the boss role~ Mind if I borrow it for a sec, Dante?
Dante? Are you out shopping? Can I count on you to get me some grub?
From Limbus Company. Business reasons. Take a look at my card and all that.
I guess there’s nothing like it to give people a confidence boost in this day and age. But me? I’m different. I’ve always believed in myself.
My name’s Rodion. I’m here to gamble for the right to access the basement.
My sword is terribly sharp. Pretty darn rash, too. I'm saying it miiiight just fail to hear your orders once in a blue moon. Not me, my sword. Fuhu.
Pfhu, do we have a couple of new fans knee-deep in our charm? Y’know~ Something like—the sorta food that’s cooked from ghastly ingredients, but the end result’s a pleasant surprise.
Don't come too close. You'll get blood on you. And that's... not a very good look, is it?
…Ah! I-I just realized, shouldn’t we take our leave now? More toughies from the Tingtang Gang might be coming this way.
'Sup Dante! What'd you have for lunch? Better not've had a better meal than mine.
You gotta take it easy with the work, Dante. Everyone needs a break from time to time... Why don't you go out and buy me some sweets then. Hm?
They say there's nothing as seductive as new knowledge... But aren't these freshly cooked delicacies... about as seductive?