KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..)
@horse_feedbag
Whose house is this
M E G Muchas … Elegant….. Girl
My bowling shirt I was wearing imprinted into my back
I used to loveeeee watching the discovery channel when i was a teenager learning about different animals ♥️
What the hell is this creature?
How long do I have left with my dog 'til I start forgetting shit? 'Til we're rich and then we're not and then we're rich? How much longer 'til I'm taller? How much longer 'til it's midnight? How much longer 'til the morning? Are my legs gonna last? Is it too much to ask?
Taking your bike off the front of a bus seems more stressful than dismantling a bomb
“My fortune is yours for the taking, but you’ll have to find it first, brother”
What do y’all think Hulk’s final words were?
My upstairs neighbours get a weekly meal kit delivery and proceed to leave it outside in the sun for 2-3 days, I assume as an act of avarice
Checking in with my friend who got married by an ozzy osbourne impersonator
Me and all my friends at the 10pm Ninga Turtle movie brother HH
I'm in the mood to win a giveaway on perhaps instagram
Guy beside me on this patio smells so bad and keeps telling everyone he won’t drink a beer unless it’s the haziest he’s ever seen
I don’t want to be rude but okay so what are we doing here
Jessie Murph performs “1965” on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.’