𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️

this can’t be the same body i used to wake up at 7 to go to school for eight hours then go to practice then come home and do chores then homework

my friend said she can’t hangout this week because she just gave birth?? you have known the baby 1 day and me 13 years but ok

why the baddest bitches always the outcast of they family

we really work 5 days a week just for 48 hours of freedom LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

professors be like “i know these are troubling times” then be the trouble during the times

your coworker is not hot they’re just within 10 feet of u 40 hrs/week

uber eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny af because i ain’t forget, i just came to my senses

you use a condom & bitches be like “so how was it” i have no clue baby

life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

netflix gotta add a comment section cause i need to know if this movie is worth watching or not

i hate the awkwardness that comes with running into someone you were in a talking stage with

…i’m this old.

NEVER use the bathroom on your break. do that on company time.

please normalize letting people eat their lunch alone if they want and decompressing for 30 min without the pressure of being considered antisocial in the workplace.

respect this mother

this would be my last straw with the internet and i’m so serious

at my grandma’s house and just accidentally let out a “y’all stop running in and out” omg it’s over 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

i don’t know you but I’m so proud of your cabbage too!