August II
@honeyaugustII
🚫AI🚫 RIP @honeybee_august PJM fan, artist, and idiot extraordinaire Proud to be the Tremor and Carmen Guy™︎ X809630481 He/Him!! Please read my expanded bio !
Being a bitch is a good method for lowering rent icl. if you hate me for being an asshole you can unfollow idc I am nice almost ALL of the time I am SO fucking nice if I’m an asshole to someone it’s because they actually deserve it and I’ve been harassed all day
Had a rlly funny idea for a tweet but then remember I’m mildly superstitious and the jinx stemming from that particular tweet would be dying gruesomely at a young age so I’ll just keep that one in the drafts ig
Here is Stay Gold, the father of Gold Ship, smelling his own poop, almost passing out from it and then going back to smell it again
i was a nanny the summer The Emoji Movie came out. the kids wanted to see it 4 times in 2 weeks. on the 4th time, the cinemark ticket-taker looked me dead in the eyes & said “whatever they’re paying you cannot be worth this.”
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
Nice Nature still does a victory wave if she places exactly third 😭❤️❤️❤️
I feel like the issue w ppl in our age group thinking groceries are too expensive is the fact that we wanna cook like ig reels everyday and not like our mothers lol, go buy a 30lb bag of rice and put some meat in your freezer.
you guys are pouring prego sauce over noodles and frozen meatball and calling that dinner and you're mad at me cuz im frying up italian sausage, cooking down down shallots and garlic, browning tomato paste, deglazing with vodka and adding heavy cream and parm
I need Dongbaek to take me for a smoke and then put it out on my bare skin
canto 2 is honestly one of the most entertaining cantos, not the "worst" part of the game i thought it had some of the best moments in the game when it came to sinners showing off their quirks, bonding, and just being funny in general
you guys are pouring prego sauce over noodles and frozen meatball and calling that dinner and you're mad at me cuz im frying up italian sausage, cooking down down shallots and garlic, browning tomato paste, deglazing with vodka and adding heavy cream and parm
Sakura Bakushin O how do I stack money and get hoes
Please stop asking Grok questions! Ask your class rep instead! I am very smart and I know all!
New Heathcliff headcanon: he’s scared of dogs bc he’s worried if he ever spends time with one he’ll see himself in it and feel like he’s proving every awful word said about him right
I have to be honest, if nothing else, Dante’s biggest sign that they’re nonbinary is the fact that their name is Dante. Dude it’s a top 10 enby name. I could also see it being used on a demiboy, but no cis man would ever allow himself to be named Dante in this day and age
THERE ARE WOMEN KISSING IN DISTORTION DETECTIVE??????????????