lily

that’s my ex-girlfriend in law .

Do you remember when you joined X? I don’t! And that’s okay. #MyXAnniversary

been thinking a lot about Sapphire and Faded Jeans lately

nothing tastes as good as Eating feels

Indica is actually short for Indicative

just found out that. Raisings are grape I’m shaking I. So scared

i’m so sorry, but i can’t date someone with a worse digital footprint than me

just met someone named Bertha. like in real life

Moby Dick? more like Moby Prick- what a mean whale

daily affirmations: i am Competent and Good

real G’s move in silence, but baddies move in Loudness

we don’t use the metric system here, we use Freedom Units