✨Hillbilly Things✨
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Wife, Mother, Hillbilly Extraordinaire | I sing & pick a little 🪕
Unless you gave birth to Superman while flying an f-16 under enemy fire, your birth story is boring and nobody cares so please stop posting them thx.
what opinion about pregnancy/birth will have you like this?
If I could ask for prayers for a private intention, I would so appreciate it 🥹
Our Lady of Lourdes 🥰
Forget Zodiac signs is there a saint whose feast day falls on your birthday?
I don’t care what he did. He’s an absolute king and I’m a huge fan.
This young kid is strong. I don't condone this. But damn
I should just give this dude my songbook shouldn’t I?
Writing a chapter in my new book about Boomer indifference to grandkids, what are your stories? Thanks! ❤️
We were just at the Cincinnati Zoo and I’m pretty sure I saw all of these people in the ape enclosure.
Another White guy attacked at the Cincinnati Jazz Fest.
I had a piece of key lime pie and now I can’t eat for the rest of the day because I’ll be over my calories. Please remember me in your prayers 🫠😭
Women (and men with wives), please send me outfit recommendations for Latin Mass. I am almost sure that the dresses I wear aren’t formal enough. They’re modest, but I don’t want to show up wearing something uncouth.
That’s it. That’s the last irreverent Mass we attend.
Living amongst these creatures is like living with a pitbull. All fun and games until suddenly it’s not.
Another White guy attacked at the Cincinnati Jazz Fest.
During the winter, our bill was $1200-$1500 a month. I don’t wanna hear bitching from ANYONE about their energy bill lol.
My utility bill was $557 for last month. Tell me yours!
Why am I never invited to these lunches? Is it because I say the f word and talk about how cool it was that Dale threw nails out his window at other drivers?
Breakfast with a wide variety of fascinating Catholic creators!
How could you not love this woman? Precious. God bless you, Laura and Trent. Many, many prayers for you!
Update on Laura: She is going home from the hospital today but is suffering from aphasia. Laura’s intelligence, memory and personality are intact, but she has a very hard time speaking and writing. Thank you all for your prayers and please continue to pray for her as she…
Women, in one tweet 🫠
Me: can you elaborate or explain why you hold your position? You: you’re retarded, read my initial statement again! * Unfollows* So dramatic 😂