hellacious phlegm
@hellphlegm
they/it/she, nonbinary, I am a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental
"how do we seal the roaring?!" The ever useful Susie's Idea:
Is this anything
Wall-E could be a woman.... I never considered that.. maybe I'm a bad person
replaying the wall-e game out of boredom and picked up one of the artifacts in the game. it was two dolls. wall-e made the two dolls hold hands and then looked at eve. simple stuff right? until you realize both the dolls were girls and it makes wall-e look like a lesbian
all my oomfs should start a commune in the mountains Switzerland or something
the fuck happens in Steven Universe
I'm middlekey so tired lately
I've gotta stop looking at stupid arguments by stupid people
that one user that makes really good and really fucking stupid points all at the same time somehow
Children were previously viewed as livestock - high birth & death rate, easily replaceable and exploited With low birth& death rates, they will be increasingly regarded as lamborghinis in garage safehouses, caged and safeguarded - not from disease, but from "the world"
sans at a fancy restaurant:
i asked for ketchup and the waiter came out with this and now i feel like a literal child
the problem with wavy hair is it's impossible and painful to detangle while dry, but doing so while wet damages it, wtf am I supposed tondo
in theory couldn't you line aluminum cans with a micron thin sheet of gold, and when it's time to recycle dissolve the aluminum in sodium hydroxide, get the gold back, and get the aluminum metal back from the acid, then make a new can, to replace the plastic liners
is that doc scratch
Comics aren't supposed to be this good