max / karter 🫧
@helixisms
human… i remember you’re Nonbinary.
i love birthday cake ice cream it’s one of my favorite ice cream flavors
i wanna grow One single marijuana plant to just have as a houseplant
eating buldak noodles dude i’m scared… i’m only gonna add a little sauce…
Does anyone else miss Drew Gooden's ms paint art. I miss it so much my heart hurts
tattoos are soooo much easier to heal than piercings oh my god. artist slapped some saniderm on there and was like “okay you don’t have to do anything else just take this off in a few days then keep it moisturized” no twice daily cleaning, no crusties,.,
i could crochet jimbo balatro’s hat and collar. i could Become jimbo
my life would be so much better if i could read and crochet at the same time
i need motorcyclists to stop weaving thru cars when traffic is slow i need you to STOP it scares the ever loving shit outta me dude. one wrong move and you’re just straight up dead
tattoo hurt real bad and i had to lay on my face the entire time But the tattoo artist was super nice and talkative (which is good bc i need to talk to distract myself from the tattoo pain LMAO)
not AT ALL on topic but my dad has that same tabasco shirt. such a dad shirt
A notorious Roblox predator got caught by his dad while making weird diaper fetish videos and then posted the video to YouTube💀