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@helen_mrow
jus being silly with my frens ♡ Milady inside and out ♡ def not in a $CULT lol wats that :3 uwu ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧˚
Your honor, my client has invoked “jester’s privilege”

Listen i hate boomers as much as the next broke retard millennial but trauma dumping on X here about stuff that happened 30 years ago is just pathetic. Grim. 🥀
If you have transactional wounded boomers in your life who take no accountability but also feel victimized by their own choices I want you to know I’m praying for you today extra special. It’s a wonder any of them passed astronomy class as it defies physics that they’re all the…
i’m sick of guys playing hard to get. no you are hard to get rid of actually
Outsiders scrolling through the replies on a CULT post witnessing cultists repeat our mantras in perfect unison must feel the same awe and discomfort Americans felt watching a billion Chinamen synchronously drumming at the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Our little perfect drone swarm.
Repeat after me: What’s best for CULT is best for me
Yea the government should just tax everyone more great take. I dont get enough taxes. Tax me harder daddy!!
What’s best for CULT is best for me
Repeat after me: What’s best for CULT is best for me
Bitches will be like “not all women are Jewish!!! 🤬🤬” and then hit you with the “i am owed nitro” discord stare

I just saw my reply guy comment under an egirl its so over 😭😭😭😭
Theyll look you dead in the eyes and say the right cant draw. Btw yes that “art” is evil and demonic and has bad vibes if you enjoy it please exorcise your demons.
Zoomers? Blackpilling. Celibate. Hate women. Boomers? Moisturized. In their zone. Gleefully horny posting. Maybe boomers didnt live through the best of times but merely made the best of the time that was given to them.

I put like 3 tablespoons of sugar in my coffee and have like 3 a day is there something else thats sweet that isnt disgusting? I cant do sucralose or stevia it has a bad taste. Is monkfruit okay? Idk i need to cut out sugar but the coffee addiction is what i live for
Hagfishing these zoomer boys is too easy. They have no idea what myspace angles even are. I think theyre just happy someone is talking to them and not reporting them to the police for sexual harassment.
I didnt mean to send that dick pic. My sugar was just low. I wasnt myself.
Subtly rubbing ribeye grease behind my ears before a date. Never fails.
Mcdonalds hasbrowns are so good because they have all the french fry grease flavoring
Saying “gm beautiful” to your crush every day until her husband of 10 years finally slips up and gets caught cheating so youre there first when she’s emotionally vulnerable. “You deserve better, princess.” Always be early.
Waiting for the domestic abuse survivor to get the end of her long and harrowing story to ask “okay, but what’d you do though?”
That Birkin bag was promised to me 3000 years ago
They dont make eboys like they used to. They cant. They dont know how
