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MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: REMAKE OF "HELL IN THE PACIFIC" BUT THEY FALL IN LOVE AND KISS ... HEAR ME @UniversalPics @ParamountPics @warnerbros @Disney @Sony @20thcentury
ONE DAY, I REALISED IT WAS TWO DAY ... I'LL NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN
PETER LEWIS STEWART CHRISTOPHER MEGHAN THE DOG
HORRORS HERETOFORE UNKNOWN BENEATH THE HEAVENS WILL SOON BE UNLEASHED

HILFE, SIE BRINGEN MICH ZUM DEUTSCHEN SPRECHEN
LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AND CLOSE YOUR SHUTTERS AND BLINDS AND CURTAINS AND TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS AND GET IN A WARDROBE AND CURL UP IN A BALL
SO FAR THIS YEAR THERE HAVE BEEN 192 HOMICIDES IN THE CITY OF CHICAGO ... AT LEAST HALF OF THESE ARE DIRECTLY ATTRIBUTABLE TO THE VENGEFUL SPIRIT OF "KING VON"
VERY FEW ARE AWARE THAT THIS HAPPENED

BATTLE OF QUANG TRI 1968: A GREAT DEFEAT FOR THE "VIET CONG" AND "PAVN" ... THE REASON? A HOLE IN REALITY OPENED UP FOR UNKNOWN REASONS AND SWALLOWED A PLATOON OF ELITE "SAPPERS" WHOSE MISSION WAS TO ASSASSINATE THE TERRIBLE VAMPIRE WHO WAS COORDINATING THE DEFENCE OF THE CITY
USING "TOOTHPASTE" MANUFACTURED WITH ANIMAL PRODUCTS IS DEEPLY UNWISE ... THEIR SOULS WILL GET CAUGHT IN YOUT TEETH AND WORK TO SABOTAGE YOUR MANY MOUTH-RELATED ACTIVITES, SUCH AS EATING, SPEAKING AND LOVE MAKING
MANY OF US ARE STILL WITH OUR BACKS AGAINNST THE VOLGA ... WE STILL HAVE NOT SURRENDERD, WE HAVE STILL NOT STEPPED ONE FOOT BACK
IF YOU ARE A BIOLUMINESCENT FISH NEAR THE SEA FLOOR BE WARNED: NOT ALL LIGHTS YOU SEE ARE POTENTIAL MATES, SOME ARE HORRIBLE MONSTERS CALLED "ANGLERS" WHICH WANT TO EAT YOU ... PLEASE USE UTMOST CAUTION, ALWAYS
ONLY ONE - HIS NAME WAS "ADULF HITLER" ... BY THE TIME HE REALISED HIS MISTAKE, IT WAS TOO LATE ... STALIN CRIED FOR 4 DAYS AND 4 NIGHTS AND SENT THE WIDOWED MRS HITLER A MOST HEARTFELT LETTER OF APOLOGY ... EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER HE WOULD PLACE FLOWERS ON THE GRAVE AND WEEP
THIS MAN IS VERY PROUD OF HIS CONTRAPTION AND HAS BROUGHT HIS PALS TO LOOK AT IT, BUT THEY ARE INDIFFERENT ... A GREAT TRAGEDY THIS IS
