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@hedlike_a_hole
gelatinous cube
lol lmao even
Tough meeting for Mamdani with the Partnership for NY (CEOs) today I'm told. Stood his ground on "intifada" language and wouldn't commit to keeping NYPD Comm. Tisch, whom this crowd likes, in the job. (Also did not recognize her father, Jim Tisch, when he rose for a question)
During an interview straight out of Middle School, ANDREW CUOMO appears to be RAGE FILLED and contemplating ways to MURDER someone. (Super Suck-up Errol Louis asking pathetic questions. His Wife works for Andrew’s GIRLFRIEND!)
going to my friends 50th birthday this weekend wonder if I should elude to our shared secret and mention an enigma that never ages repeatedly until everyone gets creeped out il just play it by ear
We’re bringing back the Yellow King and we’re doing it very strongly
Donald Trump staring longingly at a framed portrait of his dead friend Jeffrey Epstein a single tear rolls down his cheek before disappearing into the impossible geometry of his neck waddle
trying to imagine a situation where I would be at a Coldplay concert
He’s every annoying guy 15 years ago who was like “no for real Mexican coke is so much better do you know why ?????” Fuck off
And that list that great list written by Epstein who—which no one cares anymore by the way—but it’s a list very much everyone talks about still—-Russia Russia Russia Obama and Hillary and Biden—it’s in our hearts now it’s in all our hearts we found it so it’s over now
As a lifelong democrat i believe wholeheartedly that if we can run just one more centrist candidate with negative charisma & no core political principals we can maybe triangulate just enough votes to eek out a win before losing reelection to an even more extreme conservative 💙
those beautiful halcyon days of going to blockbuster renting one of 400 copies of a new release hitting up the Pizza Hut for a personal pan pizza and then going home and slicing your wrists and slowly bleeding to death because your life is entirely bereft of meaning
Blockbuster was just one part in a multi-step ritual celebrating the end of the working week. Rent a game, get a pizza, check out until Monday. It wasn't about Blockbuster but what Blockbuster meant, back when time had meaning.
Andrew cuomo must be so fucking pissed he has to campaign—driving into the city every couple days to do events , double parking in bike lanes, pretending he gives a single shit about another human being… it must be absolutely awful for him—I love it
(putting a fan in front of an AC and sitting in front of the fan) my extreme decadence shall be my eventual undoing
