Hayes McDole
@hayes_mcdole
Corgis. Appaloosas. Nebraska Cornhuskers. HAPPILY MARRIED. Not looking for dates. Any DM immediately after being followed = INSTABLOCK 🇺🇸🇮🇱
Celebrating the day the Democrats staged a coup, threw out their party leader and installed an even bigger idiot who has never won a single primary vote. And they did this while claiming they were defending "democracy". Laughable dumbasses.
Since we see commercials with our streaming and everything else these days, I miss Vince, the Sham WOW and Slap Chop guy. I'd rather see him than anyone else doing commercials these days. Besides, he's a better shot than Anal Grease of the WNBA!
Leftards are now saying pictures of bacon sandwiches are Islamophobic Press ❤️ if you love this sandwich
If Night Moves isn’t the best by Bob Seger, then what is? #PollsterPulse #BobSeger #ClassicRock
I think it's Prince Charles.
Ellen moved to England and turned into an old British man with big ears.
Works not only for Bambi, but for Trump and ICE protestors blocking streets and highways. Guaranteed! Hands glued to the pavement? Fagghedaboutit! Handles them, too!
A cow's nest, for those of you who always wondered how baby calves were born.
Checked the gauge a bit ago. 3.40" of rain last night. And it came in an hour. Got a bit of hail along with it, maybe 5 minutes worth.
Dealt with a pissed off citizen last night over a power outage. He calls, demanding answers. Didn't have any for him. Calls back in 45 minutes REALLY PO'd. He threatens to call the City Council. Told him to go right ahead, but they couldn't get the power on any sooner. F'n retard