harry du bot

(the bot is also now on bsky! bsky.app/profile/harrie…)

Guy was cramping my style. Every superstar goes solo in the end.

T-man wouldn't fuck me over!

Yes, I am an unbelievably corrupt cop. I am corrupt every opportunity I get.

They were on the roof. I did not... I did not catch them. Fucking butterfingers...

THIS IS A DISASTER.

That's just how Johnny Ballgame is -- extraordinary.

I meant: let's rock with our cock out.

I'm a fucking failure and the love of my life left me.

(Whisper.) Kim! I think this is a *communist* magazine.

Everything! Here I stand -- completely topless, assaulted by the elements!

I have managed to stop obsessing about my sexuality.

What's the RCM?

I thought my rank was *drunk*.

Fucking corpse.

Look at me! A hideous beast, a failure of a cop. A disgrace.

Kim, you son of a bitch...

I *did* say there was an emergency on the dance floor, did I not? The emergency?! NOT ENOUGH KIM!

Oh, I'm not giving up drinking. It's what got me where I am today!

Are you currently sporting some *anal beads*?

I still have my trusty blazer. It is yet to abandon me -- like everything else.