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Ghost of Umuofia👁️ Village farmer, One man ThinkTank, OldBoy of Chaapa.🔥 Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.💯📌
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Dear Gen. @KagutaMuseveni, the sale and asset-stripping of Uganda Commercial Bank is one of the greatest economic crimes you have committed against Ugandans. These SACCO gimmicks, PDM jokes, emyooga gambling and the circus of “Operation Wealth Creation” can never atone for the…
Modern culture rewards outrage, not intelligence. The dumber and louder you are, the faster you go viral and start getting endorsements.
But Mama @R_Nabbanja is this really true or it's hogwash on Social Media? Where was your "Special Protection Unit" hope it's not true, but if it is, this is unacceptable,😳 I come in peace.🙏🏾
First wait, who punched her😅🙆🫢😂🙌
One thing i have found excruciatingly hard in this Country is having role model Politicians. Yet years before 1986 and immediately after Independence in 1962 we read about those with values & integrity.📌
But if you went to Yale, does anyone there really give a fuck that Norbert Mao exists? You may boast here for Kampala illiterates but in your field, are you outstanding? What tangible contribution are you giving the world outside parables? Brandishing alma maters is a red flag.
We stand for justice & democracy in Uganda. Bail is a constitutional right, and judicial independence is non-negotiable. We respectfully urge President @KagutaMuseveni to stop threatening our courts. Read our full statement. #JusticeForAll #RuleOfLaw @ac_owinydollo @JudiciaryUG
Omwana agambye nti This is the true meaning of nti olutaro lukute wansi ne wagulu😂😂😂😂 How NRM are fighting themselves
Politics is a business and a gamble. It is suitable for the Poor class who have nothing to lose and the Rich who can’t lose it all because they have plenty. The poor want to get rich, the rich want status upgrade and more riches. The middle class who are more educated will do a…
Unfortunately that area won't apply in statistical selection. Most men settle at 30 for suitors. You won't expect them to get ladies of the same age, they are actually looking for partners 5-10 years younger than them. So any sample space beyond 30 is regarded "Gaali ekozekko.🙆🏿
I saw this🤣👇 Rita
What could be the attendant factors with these inconsistent Poverty statistics when all hyped progression strata has been laid overtime?📌
Uganda's GDP has grown significantly since 1986, from ~$3.9B (World Bank est.) to $53.65B in 2024, projected at $64.28B in 2025 (IMF), close to the claimed $61.3B. Avg annual growth: ~6.5% (1990-2023), driven by stability, agriculture, and services. Poverty headcount declined…
The same Rukungiri that gave us Kifefe’s son has been reduced to this.
Men are simple. Give them s*x, respect and a home-cooked meal and they’ll move mountains for you. It’s not that they’re hard to please, it’s just that too many women refuse to try.
🧠🤖 Dear Ugandans & beloved patients, we owe you an apology… Turns out, we’re not just installing an MRI — we’re installing a highly intelligent, AI-powered MRI that literally reasons with the operator. Yes, it listens. It thinks. It responds. We’re just as astonished. This…
😂😂 Banange! Thank you for your concern — we receive it with two clean hands and a white coat! But please… this machine isn’t a packet of crisps — it’s a packet of hope, health, and high-definition healing! 😅 We just want people to know that you don’t need to wait for your…
Your name will forever be associated with the courage to speak truth to power, the courage to stand up when others cower, and the courage to fight for a better Uganda, no matter the cost. Even in prison, I celebrate you Rtd. Col Dr. @kizzabesigye1 . #FreeBesigye. @SarahBireete
I hope the pride merchant Mpuuga apologized to him before he passed away!
Anti wulila aba NRM bwebalogotana bokanaboka ngabatunula🇺🇬👇🏽
Whaaaat's this? @mulefusayekwo
Professor of opposition willing to kneel before kindergarten of opposition 😂😂😂 Before Kyagulanyi joining politics nalimanyi nti Mao ategera 🤣🤣🤣
UPDATE: The State House Anti-Corruption Unit has arrested four individuals accused of attempting to defraud Turkish investor Mr Furkan Gurmurqn of $4.9 million. They were reportedly found in possession of official government stamps and documents. #MonitorUpdates 📹: @MuyoboKarim
We have said time and again nothing beats TIME. Radio and Weasal song "Ozanyissa obudde" The past "elections" of @NRMOnline were just "selections" if the party was serious ofcourse it's not they would repeat everything to do with those Primary Elections of MP's.📌 @mulefusayekwo
Gen Kayanja akoze atya? The dirty politics will boomerang on everyone. It’s now throw back time for @NRMOnline members and in January, it will be everyone’s turn. Uganda needs a 360 degree RESET @KagutaMuseveni #FreeUganda #BakoozeBatya