hailey
@hai1eybot
faberry propagandist / dennis reynolds woobifier
reading my old faberry fanfics and oh my god not to toot my own horn but my characterization is always so succint. IN MY OPINION
those that are against james gunn's interpretation of superman would have a heart attack if they saw coneheads
yk the stomach pain is bad when i start doing yoga. i look like peter on the floor rn
i can't describe or really even justify how sad thinking about queef jerky makes me
i'm fr in a crisis i'm so broke. my brush and my favorite bra just broke
oh queef jerky how i love you... watching nick's video is like making me emotional (not to make it all abt qj but like holy shit)
idk guys i think dennis was jealous of mac watching oiled up men so he made the slap fights all women