Guy at the Diner

I'm crashing physically and emotionally but I still need to pack for tomorrow.

Me: if there’s anything you learn from this kitchen, son, it’s that you measure garlic with your heart. 16 yo: with my heart. Me: yes. Some recipes will tell you some nonsense of “1 clove of garlic minced” and that is a cold-hearted person. 16 yo: they do not understand the…

"Just sold my theremin. I hadn't touched it in years.”

In the near future, generative AI will resuscitate consensus reality (slightly brain-damaged) because the masses will be too lazy to get their holocaust information from anywhere but LLMs, and the LLMs will get it mostly from wikipedia and the scholars.