Groindexter
@groindexter
Teacher of math. Maker of cool stuff. Hedgehog caretaker. Fan of Phil Ochs and other commies. He/him
Get busy Martha Stewart Living or get busy Martha Stewart Dying.
Smiling and fading away knowing my time machine worked and the Algonquian people got my pallet of AK-47s
retweet if no it didn't
2 years ago today, Twitter became X.
gender norms are stupid, like who cares, do whatever the hell you want there are literally no rules.
A short guy with curly hair tossing a pizza, call him Throw Dough Baggins
There are @VerminSupreme everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Me showing my kids the liner notes of Cross while projecting a rainbow into the sky to summon LGBTQ+ Batman
It’s always protection with MAGA
If they made Titanic today the theme song would be My Heart Will Goon
ICE should be forced to wear plastic bags over their heads
ICE should be forced to wear Body Cameras. Give me one reason why this is a bad idea.
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social that the “Jeffrey Epstein hoax” is a scam.
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social that the “Jeffrey Epstein hoax” is a scam.
It's an absolute crime against humanity that this wonderful pun was wasted on this Should have been a Leslie Nielsen film
I hope some day, in the distant future, aliens find the ruins of our civilization and they put one of these and a Garfield phone on display in a museum
The first ‘NAKED GUN’ popcorn bucket has been revealed.