Graeme Robb 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇭

Is it beyond the wit of the English commentariat to actually say 'France'? 'The French, The French, Them, The French'.

Is Fraser Nelson's accent real?

David Lammy there telling us the UK's nuclear deterrent is based in England. Who else would put up with this shite?

Ed Balls 'interviewing' his mate, Angela Eagle on @GMB Isn't the UK wonderful?

Did the State Broadcaster just cut-off 'We can still rise now' in FOS ? #GreSco

Just saw you on GMB @mgshanks - oh dear! When even Andi Peters is taking the piss, it's time to give up!

Is it just me? Broken hand, seen in 20 minutes. X-ray immediately, consultant arranged and seen within a week. Aye, the Scottish NHS is shite.

Good to see our PM going to cheer on England at the football in Dublin today. Will he be going to Lisbon tomorrow to support Scotland?

I've seen it all now - Madeley discussing self-service checkouts 😂😂

Home Secretary's husband interviews Home Secretary, and they wonder why the UK is buggered.

I can't take much more of this British shit. 'Wonderful Wednesday'. Jesus Christ.

Surely now the State Broadcaster is finished.

I repeat again - this clown's mother was Scottish

This is fckn nuts. This man's mother was Scottish #Trump

This is right up there with who shot JR Ewing

Terrible from @Morrisons . Delivery due between 7pm - 8pm and still waiting (9.18pm). Not a word from them to explain.

Madeley really is a fckn clown 😂😂