Zephyr Stardust, III
@greylibertarian
Analog Extremist
Since @RedVelesov is thinking about adding pigs to their homestead and I offered my knowledge and experience of being one of the world’s least known, but most accomplished charcutiers, I should probably put out some material on the art and science of curing meat. 🧵
I know I’m racist, but I honestly can’t differentiate Lucy Lou from Lisa Ling and I don’t really think it’s my fault
I’m gonna re-do my office and add a vertical monitor just to display the AI-generated code I charge $250 an hour to “write”
I don’t know if it’s an Appalachian thing (maybe @GetOnTap can chime in), but my grandparents’ friends had fun names. The feller who lived in the trailer across the field on the other side of the barn was known as Monkey Wrench. The guy up the road is called Beans. There was a…
I like to come back to the conference room meeting and just be like “sorry, an absurd amount of shit came out.”
All these clips of that Jubilee show and I'm just shaking my head. We used to do something similar in college... except instead of an immigrant and a chubby nazi wizard, there'd be a cookie on a stool
I remember when it was novel and cool to see a limo when you were out and about
You know, they could make uncrustables in sandwich styles other than PB&J. Like literally any sandwich
Seriously though, why are there so many pedophiles? Being attracted to kids is as foreign to me as being attracted to men or black women
Rogan keeps mentioning “a funny thing happened on the way to the moon” when “American Moon” is the clearly superior documentary
AWACS were in so many 90s movies and then they just disappeared
I think I've seen enough of Connor MacGregor's penis for today, thanks
CSI:Special Victims Unit should have been a show about investigating crimes against retarded people
Databases are legit the most powerful tool man has created.
What if Trump gets diagnosed with butthole cancer and is given 3 months to live and is just like fuck it, here’s everyone who banged kids with me on the island
Still blows my mind that Carthage existed for 900+ years and is basically a footnote in roman history to the average person. Look at this fucking port, man. They were at the tip of the spear emanating out from the janus point and they got smeared off the face of the earth.
Does anything feel more fucking ancestral than using the terminal?