Max
@gmac929
swaggin errday just swaggin follow me on instagram voted best twitter account 12 years in a row PGR rated greatest smash bros player of all time (all games)
this man is wanted in australia for contempt of court and hes spending his last few days of freedom going on racist rants about a childrens show
The Aztecs had slaves and practiced mass ritualised human sacrifice They were quite simply one of the most brutal empires in world history But because they were brown, retarded white leftists will now idealise them as “Indigenous” and glorify them in the popular culture
When I went to go see Eternals with friends I had to pee like 45 minutes in and was like “I’ll wait until something cool happens and then I’ll go piss”… the credits rolled and I still hadn’t pissed. I shot a fire hose into the urinal and the movie sucked
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When you go to look for a tiktoker you thought was funny in 2022 but when you find them they’re like a super religious nut who only makes videos abt god now instead of funny shit like they used to
Straight up Germany should’ve been completely dissolved or given entirely to the Soviets in 1945
They got trump doing some crazy, unimaginable shit in those files
‘Possibly hostile’ alien threat detected in unknown interstellar object, a shocking new study claims trib.al/Fjv1WOJ
Terrible week for people who were posters on the average middle schoolers wall circa 1990
Look this might just be the most embarrassing post made on this website by a university sports team
Cal’s best is 𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗘 1 of 2 coaches with 3 teams on @TheAthletic’s list ✅ Only coach with 2 teams in Top 5 ✅ Only coach with 2 different schools on the list ✅ Only coach on the list to win 3️⃣8️⃣ games (3x!) in a season ✅
I dug a hole in my son’s room and stuck him in there until he learned his multiplication tables #mambamentality
I’ve started liking crazier shit when likes went private. if they make them public again all my like-watchers will be in for a treat
i hate when people like "the nelk boys" do shit like interview the hitler of the 21st century and then say things like "we never claimed to be journalists".... THEN DONT DO JOURNALISM!
He’s so real for this it’s just so strange how he’s saying this just to defend his dad lmao
HUNTER BIDEN: " How arrogant do you have to be to be 'Pod Save America'? Like we've designated them as the guys who are gonna save America, you know, like four guys living in West Hollywood making a million dollars apiece or more"