Glenn | Alchemy 🧙🏼‍♂️

Had the pleasure of celebrating the @Nasdaq open today with our partners at @vaneck_us and @pudgypenguins With folks like these leading the way and @Alchemy powering the infrastructure layer, I'm bullish on the future of institutional digital asset adoption!!

Why is there a group of people dressed as Santa Claus crossing the street in the middle of July Wrong answers only

It's kind of crazy to me that having heat in the winter is a legal right in New York City but having functional air conditioning in the summer is not Therefore, if you have building-controlled A/C (like me) your building can simply let you boil alive with indoor temps near 90…

Making a list and checking it twice of who started fading @monad recently I'll give you a hint: I'm not on the list

Just hired a CMO for only $399k a year and 0.75% equity Now that’s what I call the art of the deal

Ethereum’s tokenomics and burn schedule don’t get enough love Since the merge, it’s had lower supply inflation than both PoW ETH and Bitcoin Source: ultrasound.money

Im slowly going back into gaming tokens because i think the bottom is nearly in. I'm picking gaming tokens based on a few factors but one of them is relevance to non gaming culture. First one I bought this week is Pixl I like the roblox narrative.

there is a gaming token trading at a $20m fdv with 2 million monthly active Roblox players and they have spent $0 on marketing so far (fully bootstrapped) The tokenomics are such that any VCs and exchanges will have to market buy from holders i might start tweeting about it

Just had the weirdest meeting with HR, for some reason Coldplay was in the corner???

Taking all my calls with @molandak today

I’m in the @offlineprotocol Hall of Fame for being one of the earliest OfflineID users! Check if you made it: offlineprotocol.com/hall-of-fame

As crypto goes mainstream, it’s my mission to make sure we continue to advocate for the core values of self-sovereignty, decentralization, and privacy These values drove me here originally and remain my “why” Thank you @Minittowinit for the opportunity to share my story 🙏🏼

Observing 3 types of people in the world right now: 1. Those acutely aware of the hyper-inflationary ticking fiat timebomb, fighting to build a better system 2. Those who are indifferent/unaware of the impending future 3. The modern day Luddites Bitcoin does not discriminate

My mechanical keyboard is automatically putting double bbs in everything Apologies in advance for 🅱️bbig 🅱️bboolin

Call cable company Ask why bill doubled They say “taxes” (Bill doesn’t include taxes) *various mumbling* I ask when next bill is so I can cancel *says date that doesn’t match my online bill* I ask why date doesn’t match *hangs up on me* Send @astoundconnects to zero

hey @grok make a list of my 25 most loyal supporters on here, excluding people that appear to be bots, kaito farming, asking me to follow them back, or suggesting that we "yap together"

Had fun showing @shawnonchain around some favorite New York City spots this weekend! Honored to be a part of your first-ever trip to America and pumped to have you on the team🔥

repeat after me Every day I wake up and feel blessed to get to build the future onchain economy of the gigaverse

You know you’ve been in web3 too long when someone asks to grab drinks after work and you automatically ask them for the Luma link 🤣😭💀

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