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Just had the best blackberry of my life, so good I don’t think should try any others because there will never be another as good, very similar to my ex in that way
Sometimes I develop new social theories from TikTok but forget to tweet about it after I become distracted by beautiful women. Life is also similar to this
America is a beautiful country and I truly love every single part, except for people who say things to me like “I read an article in Mother Jones”
Matched with a girl on hinge by claiming to have read infinite jest
Nobody has it harder than a white boy in PE being made to answer emails on a beautiful Friday afternoon
Thank god it’s the weekend so I can do my favorite thing and spend time on here
I probably would be more right wing if they weren’t all so fat and dumb
Gramsci was wrong, the old world is just dying nothing else is happening
Mamdani is the worst possible version of the downwardly mobile rich, much cooler when they go to a state school and throw sick parties in a loft post-grad, while being a dj or something
The first time I thought god might be real is when I went on a date with the hottest girl I’ve ever pulled and she was so unbearable to talk to I ended it after one drink. So I pretty much get what Job went through
The biggest problem of modern dating is that too many men and women have let gay men dictate expectations of dating and appearances
Yes apps suck, people suck, etc but some people would improve their odds a lot if they treated dating as less of an adversarial contest and more of a cooperative one
Alleged smart conservative defending himself via ad hominem against the FT and a financial writer is pretty much the culmination of what the paleocons represent
Cool, you invented it and then the Democrats appropriated it man. The latter I venture to say is far more relevant than an aging scribbler writing for the foreign press. I submit the Iran war is — and I know this is stunning — not actually about you
I don’t see why everyone gets so upset about PE, working in it is awesome
Certain types of guys spend all day pretending to be Anthony bourdainx
All of Dave portnoys negative personality traits in the life of an FDD CPA pretty sad
I don’t have notifications on for people who don’t follow me, I never saw the comment until now I cant give you shit back, because I literally have no idea who you are or care to find out anything Noone who hates like you is happy with their life tho, and I’ll leave it at that
Two blonde girls blew me on the same night and nothing happened either time, call me Mr. Self control
Massachusetts is the worst, filled with ugly people, ugly landscape and awful weather with California housing prices.