darling hold my hand 🫱🏿‍🫲🏾

love a good hoedown 🤠

The gym is actually for your mental health.

I think one of my most underrated qualities is my ability to go away in peace. No one can ever say I’ve overstayed my welcome. Not a friend. Not an ex. Not even a job. The minute you express interest in not wanting me in your life you’ll literally never have to see me again.

i be going all way back to the first message to see how this ngga tricked me

Do y’all give white homeless people money ??

When I disappear that’s when I’ll be living my life the most 😌

Don’t forget to look around and appreciate all the things going right in your life.

“godspeed” is just “inshallah” for white people

I love telling a girl “yeen wrong queen” 😂😂

Nawl. They got a headstart.

Why the fuck recycling still ain’t get picked up yet ?

Can someone be fat and still have aura ?

in color too??? nah she was fed up 😭

this shit like the section 8 waiting list

Groceries in your house, a family who loves you, a car to drive, a place to call home, friends who keep it real… be grateful for it all.

People that drink diet drinks piss me clean off

I automatically say “bless me” after I sneeze I don’t need nobody frfr

Ming is on drugs

But humor me

I bet this is bs 😂😂😂