serena shahidi
@glamdemon2004
Every day I go to a party and listen to everyone tell me how skinny I look. Then I go to the next party and listen to the same thing. And that’s my life!
Feeling self conscious after learning that there’s a history feature on the calculator app… I’m scrolling through it thinking yeah I probably should have known that one
I lowkey believe Jennifer Garner when she talks about capital one
Trying out something new I call the toddler diet. Today I had three mozzarella sticks, cinnamon toast crunch, cheese fries, and a pepsi (diet, but I chewed on the straw)
When I flew home for Christmas and got off the plane to discover my parents filming a segment for the local news
If you’re 25-27 and feel like time is running out, just know that if you were George Santos’s pilot for a one hour flight he would fear for his life because you’re so young
“Self-help” is for pickup artists and cult members. Read a novel!!
Sang For Good at karaoke with my work bestie after our last day in the office
Reporting someone’s undisclosed ad to the FTC because I don’t like them>>>
When he’s right he’s right
Hey @andrewcuomo you failed at your come back… you are still a grandma slayer and a pervert!
This weather makes me understand why Tennessee Williams was a bitch!
How it feels to bring a folded up handwritten list to the poll site so I don’t forget who I’m ranking
I tweeted this cuz I was out last night and I forgot my portable charger 😭
I’m starting to think I might never be happy
Just noticed my curling iron was still on from when I was getting ready for the party I got home from an hour ago
Had so much caffeine today that I think it made me a bad person
The complaining about nyc dating on tiktok economy has finally reached its natural conclusion as undisclosed dating app ads
