mrs. beepboop

For anyone stopping by, I’m a blue-collar and conservative raised, ex-cult kid. I spent a decade putting myself through school and now live on 200-acres in the PacNW. My politics has no side. I like guns, freedom for people to live how they like, and my brain is full of info.

Unpopular opinion but if a parent is involved, supportive and healthy they shouldn’t be fighting the system to share responsibility of raising their kid.

I treat cashiers like real people; ask how their day’s going and actually listen. Sometimes it’s the first real convo they’ve had all day. It costs nothing to be kind.

8 years ago today, Mr. BeepBoop drove 4 hours round trip on a work night just to hang while I volunteered. Cue the FWB phase, awkward long stares, and total denial. Now we’re married and running this life like a team. Wild how friendship turned into forever. 💥💙

My 9 year old keeps referring to smoked salmon as “not the real salmon”.

Your Parents Are Too Young for This: Recognizing early decline in your parents’ health and cognition when they’re not even retirement age yet. No one prepared you for this stage starting now. Follow-up course: Grieving slowly while trying to manage care, decisions, and denial.

I’m not saying it’s Bigfoot, aliens, or secret underground labs. But way too many disappearances happen near cave systems for it to be a coincidence. Something is down there and we have no idea what.

Sometimes I miss having a fat face because my wrinkles didn’t exist. 😂

One week, 5 runs, shaved 3.5 mins off my mile time to a 8.5 min and managed sprints at 4.5 min/mile pace for .25 miles. 😂 I’m insane. Let’s see how fast this old middle aged lady can get.

"Queen of my heart and our mountain" is officially the only term of endearment Mr. BeepBoop is allowed to use moving forward.

When I am bored, I spend money or work out. I'm trying to lean more towards the latter, and it's only barely working.

Hard to believe my one-year wedding anni is in a month. The traditional first one is supposed to be a paper gift and I went ABOVE an BEYOND with my creativity for this one. :)

I know I’m old but the “Life Lately” social media posts are dumb. 😂

Im watching “Office Space” for the first time and I think this is what broke the Millennial working class.

My management team called me a “Godsend” today so you could say I kind of kill it at work.

Turns out if you haven't run in years, you're probably gonna be slow AF.

The medical system is a nightmare for people who have functioning brains. Now add in old age, dementia, lack of tech knowledge, and it's impossible.

My watch is trying to bully me into running again. So there's a high chance I'm going to go for a run.