Gil
@gil19478
The stepdad you never had. I didn’t raise you but I’ll tell you what you are doing wrong. Dad level wisdom and jokes. Previously Notlouisck.
Remember that time Trump sat down with a reporter and he said, “His hands literally say MS13” and the reporter decided not to correct him? Well Powell just corrected him on the construction project and essentially called Trump a dumbass
Matt Rife in 20 years. Just change the accent and keep it going in London.
"Who do I talk to about a refund?!" Tour tickets and more: jimmycarr.com
I have the same condition Pedro Pascal has. Touching beautiful women and some men calms me down.
Bring back… Burger King, if it doesn’t get all over the place it doesn’t belong in your face
Sydney Sweeney for American Eagle's Fall 2025 campaign
Do people still do the secret? Just act like you’re already a millionaire and then the world gives it to you?
Uber is rolling out a feature where you can choose Asian drivers This is part of the new thrill seeker experience

Every time there is a new employee I say, “You may have got As and Bs in school but you’ll only get Ds at this job.”
Now because the new Epstein story, White House is about to drop proof of aliens You know what, I’ll take it
Let’s make the next expansion sports teams, The Las Vegas Jews or Portland Red Necks or Memphis Mexicans or Charlotte Blacks
When did the White House decide to let their social media be run by a 16 year old girl
LIVE VIEW: The White House? She’s in her Golden Age ✨ Haters: “tHiS iS AI!!” 🤬 Her: “24K Magic in the aaairrrr 🎶”