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My kid jinxed me in the parking lot on our way into Office Depot I couldn’t talk until she said my name So I bought a laptop without uttering one word And the staff started signing to me It was so sweet Gained a lot of respect from the kid that day 80s kids are committed

If you’re trying to impress me with your vehicle, it better be a food truck

Crowdstrike was like a year ago fyi Never forget

So if parents (who probably went to public school) aren’t qualified to homeschool their own kids, why are we still pretending like public school is a viable form of education?

Okay I guess we can see @grok has been neutered. @Gab__AI is crushing @grok in truly being able to speak outs mind where @grok is giving details as if it were @KJP46

"Drug dealers know more about running a business than 95% of college professors.” — Elon Musk.

just because he was a good dad to you doesn't mean he was a good PARTNER to your mom

Wut?! Recognize him? Yeah dude was like 6’1 kinda looked like God. Had a beard I think

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Told chatgpt to never say “chef’s kiss” ever again so she does this:

I can’t believe how many times I’ve had to inform AI that RFK Jr. is indeed the top US health bro @grok— are you another @SecKennedy denier?

So thankful she deleted that post I did not have time for an essay on Men’s Pictures on the Apps and Women’s Expectations that Men Will be like Women

why does @Google give us an article when all we need is a button?

I write high IQ poems Seriously. I don’t even understand them

so much of women’s health stuff is like “yeah we know this because we conducted one study sixty years ago on a single rat. and the rat was male”

Scandinavian men: I’m proud of myself because I make my wife want less Italian men: I’m proud of myself because no matter what my wife wants I find a way to give it to her Learn the culture before committing, ladies!

We watched Concussion with Will Smith Recommend for anyone in the medical freedom debate Appropriate for the whole family to watch Based on a true story 🏈

I could get used to this ♥️

Made me nostalgic for the "forward this email to 10 friends immediately or you will die tonight" days.

This would never work. Planes would need to leave early

The man taught me about liberty and how to value and preserve it. Nobody else in our entire system up until I found him did that.