Gerry Canavan (parody)
@gerrycanavan
Doomsayer, Utopologist. Minor but representative. Professor of 20th- and 21st-Century Literature at Marquette University and Chair @MarquetteENGL.
Context collapse on social media is just a major unsolved problem that bad UI makes a thousand times worse. Sometimes I worry people don’t realize I’m actually a very smart person with impeccably correct opinions who posts bad takes because I think it’s funny
Twitter threads are so poorly implemented! It often just prunes entire branches, which means readers *can't even see* your elaborations and clarifications to an initial tweet, so they assume you're an ignorant buffoon and react accordingly.
America really is great again
I think Chris Ware has reached the pinnacle of his craft with this sheet of postage stamps, not even kidding blockclubchicago.org/2025/07/22/us-…
It is so short and jumbled and jangled, Jack, because there is nothing intelligent to say about a massacre. Everybody is supposed to be dead, to never say anything or want anything ever again.
🚨 NEW: President @JoeBiden has reportedly sold his presidential memoir to Hachette for a $10 million advance, per Wall Street Journal. Not bad for a guy they said was “finished.” Congrats, 46.
Sidney Sweeney ($SWNY) has been added to the S&P 500
He calls Mario “the deuteragonist of Donkey Kong” in Vineland. Pynchon knows ball.
Pynchon is 100 percent a gamer! There are multiple references to Nintendo in Vineland, he writes about Kojima in Bleeding Edge. He's probably playing Death Stranded 2 right now
I see no reason to doubt Ghislaine Maxwell's integrity like this
Ghislaine Maxwell is serving a 20-year prison sentence and her only way out is to make Trump happy. The DOJ is meeting with her because they see her as a potential solution to their Epstein problem.
(mournfully) whatcha gonna do when hulkamania runs wild on you
“We must make sure that when we emerge from whatever present crisis we are in, the choices we made will not make us ashamed. Universities last for centuries.” Excellent interview with former President of @Columbia, Lee Bollinger 👇 chronicle.com/article/were-i…
Hate to become a RETVRN guy but now they’ve got me watching South Park like it’s 1999
Milwaukee undefeated again
25 out of 27 of the United States’ largest cities are sinking
you call 10,000 people a pedo and eventually you're going to get one right
I guess Elon was telling the truth.
BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell may strike deal with the Trump administration in exchange for information related to Jeffrey Epstein, per former Epstein attorney Alan Dershowitz.
BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell may strike deal with the Trump administration in exchange for information related to Jeffrey Epstein, per former Epstein attorney Alan Dershowitz.
This is now officially a massive scandal with a coverup that includes the President, the Attorney General, the FBI Director, and the GOP Congress
WSJ: Justice Department Told Trump in May That His Name Is Among Many in the Epstein Files wsj.com/politics/justi…
seems like bondi should resign
Well...turns out Trump is covering up the Epstein files for the REASON YOU WOULD MOST EXPECT.
computer: tea, Earl Gray, hot, don’t reuse any atoms from the bathroom or the holodeck, clean atoms only please
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?
