erik luis

I'm in LA, Rodeo Drive / I'm in New York, Madison Ave

Gay guys will be obsessed with you, disappear one day, and then show up again a few weeks to months later actin' like nothing happened 😭

I hold grudges idc

What other people think of me is none of my business

Idc how clean the gym is, walkin' around barefoot in the locker room is a hard no for me

I will never understand why people will interact with you on social media but pretend like they don't know you in person, or act like they don't see you when they clearly do 😭

If it takes you 2 to 3 business days to respond, I'm not interested

Idc how attractive you are, we are not doin' ANYTHING together if your breath STINKS

I cannot stand gay guys who think being mean is a personality

Gay men will love bomb you just to ghost you the next day

Flakey people will flake on you and then get mad when you call them a flake 😭 make it make sense

The bigger the muscles, the bigger the bottom

Nothing on Earth gives me more anxiety than tryin' to figure out what handshake I need to do whenever I meet a straight guy that I've never met before

I’m not ignorant, but I’m ignorin'

Don’t do something nice for me if you’re gonna just throw it in my face and use it against me later

I hate being rushed 🙄

I love being an extrovert, I could literally make friends with a tree

I’ve been on dating apps for so long that I can predict who will match with me and who won’t 💀

I want a man with ambition

Y'all really have no idea how much I HATE cold weather and the snow 😭

I hate being ignored 😾